This basically is for fun…but wouldn’t it be great to find someone like this eyy? The list is in no particular order.
I know this sounds cliche but its the most important thing really.
2. Must have a job –
Reasons? Well….its quite obvious.
3. Must be bighearted –
Stingy guys are a big turn-off!. I don’t expect you to be my Daddy. But I expect a good gift from you on my b-day, vals, new year, Christmas, anniversary, new month. Take me on fancy dates and shii Spend what you can afford, I understand.
4. Must be attentive & Understanding –
When I’m sad. You should know. When I’m disgusted, you should know. Don’t ask me…..’what’s your grandmother’s name again’ , when I told you last year.
5. Should be humble –
I hate proud people. I don’t care how much you are worth, you should respect others.
You should be busy, whats your business with social media? Twitter is prohibited. Facebook…well ok. Instagram, if you will like only my pictures. Fine.
7. Should be tall, dark & handsome –
For the record, I’m a sucker….sucker! For TDH guys.
8. Must not be clingy –
Over emotional & clingy, big No-No. Leave that shit attitutde to me.
9. Should make me his bestfriend & confidant –
What am I here for? To be your friend, bestie, adviser, confidant & everything. He should be able to let me in on whatever bothers him.
10. Should be an Arsenal or Manchester united Fan –
Preferably Manchester united. I’m a Chelsea Fan….I love competition. Can’t date a fellow mate.
11. Should not ignore me when playing FIFA –
This thing is painful! I know you are with your guyz but….remember I’m there. Wink at me every 10mins. Ya know.
12. Must Love Perfumes –
Perfumes are my expensive obsession. I love me a guy that smells good.
13. Should not have any fixation with his Ex –
If possible, don’t have an Ex. If you do, don’t remember her first name. If you care so much, go & be with her.
14. Should hate cartoons as much as I do –
I don’t care if its south park or family guy. Just forget those things.
15. Must not be a mummy’s boy –
Love your mother, love your parents. But I mean, not everytime….my mummy said….my mummy has…..my mummy did….my mummy is….I have a mummy too!
15. Must be caring, thoughtful & interested in my life –
My goals, my aspirations, my weakness, what makes me happy. You should care.
16. Must respect me –
If you can’t respect me. You can’t love me. Disrespect & I leave.
17. Must be a man of principle –
This includes, honesty, self control, a guy that says & means.
18. Calls me –
Fuck it, I’m oldschool. Don’t text or ping me everyday. Dial my number & call me!
19. Has to be intelligent –
How would we communicate, if he is not? Should be smart enough to hold an ingenous conversation. Someone I can learn something new from everyday.
20. Should not own a dog –
For the sake of my sanity. Keep those things away! I hate them, in my defense…they hate me too.
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