M e: Hello? Hello? Mama can you hear me? Mum : Yes, I can. Where did you go to? I called your phone. Me : I am sorry, I have been busy packing my stuffs. You know I am coming home next week. Mum: Ehen, thats why I called. Can you make it tomorrow? I… Read More The Evil Spirit In Me
Few days to homecoming is usually my ‘owu’ period. Money for food & tp is probably all I will have left. This particular year was worse. I had only #10,000 till vacation which was three days away. ‘Ten Thousand, Okay, reserve four thousand for feeding and other expenses while the six thousand will be your… Read More Click here for a chance to win two million naira
Glancing through the kitchen, where it happened last night. Here it happens, almost every night. Picking up the pieces of the egg whisk I ordered from dealdey last week. ‘Silver shiny and heavy’ I thought, when the delivery man brought it. Now, its bent, quite faded, almost broken. I am baking today, a special kind… Read More Purple Ombre Cake
I turned 21 a few days ago. FINALLYYY. It feels like I have been living this age for over 10years. I googled what you should be like at 21. Here are some advise I liked. 1. Your twenties is not about making money, its about building relationships. 2. To succeed in your twenties, You need… Read More 21 With An Attitude.
For me, the best thing about being in diaspora is freedom. I get to go anywhere at anytime. Without thinking about consequences or excuses. I’m still Christian & Born-again. Even though its hard to convince even myself about the latter. Born-Again? And you haven’t been to church in three months. Scratch that! you don’t even… Read More Born-Again Virgin.
Not letting feelings show (especially anger) is a trait I am highly bestowed with. It comes from my extreme introverted nature and my high struggle of being a ‘prim & proper’ young Lady. I retain so much anger and sometimes sadness in me for a very long time and when I let it out! Finalllyyyy…..BOOM!… Read More Osama Bin Laden In Lagos
I had a plan for valentine. Tell Samira, I have urgent work to do. Leave for ‘work’ Call Linda up Take her somewhere chill (a place with a bed, obviously). Buy her some gift and chocolates, Get world class sex, Return home to Samira and eat a meal of life. Get sex too, well…..’Just Ok… Read More Below My Sheets
When Amanze left the village last christmas, he promised to keep in touch. ‘I want to go to the big city’ he would always say. He is a big dreamer, goal oriented and very hardworking. Just to mention a few of the qualities that has made me glued to him for the past 7yrs. Even… Read More My Christmas Cloth.
Poetry to me, has always been…. ‘dhflsndbrdixtyzz‘ Unexplainable. I recently challenged myself to learn something new. Fortunately but somewhat unfortunately, Poetry was the first thing on my mind. After weeks of studious confusion (If theres anything like that), Here is my first attempt at poetry. #NB : I wrote this within 15mins. ***** … Read More MISSING.
I’m a junk mistress! Top class Food Enthusiast too. I love Nigerian Foods & here are my top 9. 9. Gala & Lacasera – These two are a match made in Heaven. Soulmates, bestfriends, Lovers! Most eaten traffic/ road food. The romantic dynamism between these two is magical and unexplainable. Cheap and very filling. 8.… Read More Foodie Fantasy : My Top 9 Nigerian Foods.